Noun
1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"
A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. Someone who hasn't spent any money, has no money, and isn't getting any money anytime soon.
2. A dog that missed but kept going.
2. A dog that missed but kept going.
1. I've been getting 10 hours a week at work. This job turned me into a broke-dick dog.
2. Bowser would've been quite the stud, if only his aim were better.
2. Bowser would've been quite the stud, if only his aim were better.
by StarCaptain April 4, 2009
Get the broke-dick dog mug.Someone who is worthless, broken in nature, and not worth a flying hoot. They leave stuff for everybody else. They often respond with "its not my job" and tend to think they are still better then everyone despite their broke dickness.
David was a Broke Dick, for he never did anything and nobody liked him. DavI'd must spend his miserable existence being a broke dick that everybody hates.
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Get the Broke Dick mug."Broke Dick" refers to any noun that exemplifies the best traits of its specific class and flat out can't be beaten. Better than anybody or anything else. Most likely to have traits or come near the desired outcome.
She: "This is the best BBQ sauce I ever had."
He: "It's like a broke dick."
She: "A broke dick?"
He: "You can't beat it!"
She "Your love for me is like a broke dick."
He: "What do you mean?"
She: "You can't beat it!"
He: "It's like a broke dick."
She: "A broke dick?"
He: "You can't beat it!"
She "Your love for me is like a broke dick."
He: "What do you mean?"
She: "You can't beat it!"
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“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
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