Broke Dick Dog 

A very bad situation that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Or in this case the lowliest creature on earth. A broke-dick dog.

Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.

Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a Broke Dick Dog.

Broke Dick Dog by Marine0311 November 9, 2011

Broke Dick Dog 

Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.

Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."

Broke Dick Dog by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Broke Dick Dog 

-a very cool, well dressed person
-someone in style
-a good fo' nothin

"those cats looked cleaner that broke dick dogs"

Broke Dick Dog by KayMilDaCrucial December 17, 2008

broke-dick dog 

1. Someone who hasn't spent any money, has no money, and isn't getting any money anytime soon.
2. A dog that missed but kept going.

1. I've been getting 10 hours a week at work. This job turned me into a broke-dick dog.
2. Bowser would've been quite the stud, if only his aim were better.

broke-dick dog by StarCaptain April 4, 2009

old broke dick dog 

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

old broke dick dog by thibodeaux June 9, 2003