Dick Cheney

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

by Booblover April 9, 2006

Dick Cheney

a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.

Oh, my god he shot me!

What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.

by lizoffspring April 23, 2006

Dick Cheney

The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.

See: Lucifer

"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"

by Kratos April 19, 2006

Dick Cheney

A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.

"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."

by XthePirate May 10, 2007

Dick Cheney

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Dick Cheney

The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.

Dick Cheney: The name says it all

by Saint Blue April 14, 2006

Dick Cheney

The forty-third President of the United States.

The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.

by fuck no spaces after commas guy April 9, 2005