pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing

I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel

by chidog June 17, 2008

Instagram diarrhoea

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.

Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016

Verbal Diarrhoea

Trash talking idiot that simply verballises to entertain, usually with not much luck what so ever.

A: Did i tell you about that time...
B: No.
A: Well lemme...
B: No.
A: Well you see that i do this.
A: And that.
A: And this.
A: And woo woo damn woo hiyady.
B: Gee you talk some shit, anyone would think you had Verbal Diarrhoea.
A: Well infact...
B: Yeah i know you do.

by Chossenji September 23, 2005

Verbal Diarrhoea

Non stop, incessant chattering of nonsense.

Patrick Horton has verbal diarrhoea.

by RichardN October 9, 2013

Verbal Diarrhoea

You can use the Verbal diarrhoea to describe a string of words which form a sentence that are so stupid, so idiotic and so god awful it is like someone has spewed diarrhoea from their mouth and the sounds that the diarrhoea has made from hitting the floor has created those awful words.

(Unintelligible babbling because she thinks she can sing)

can you stop the erratic and nonsensical words that are spewing oot yer mooth!!!
No!!!

You’re so called singing sounds like verbal diarrhoea!! You idiot!!
Miss!!! He just called me an IDIOT!!!!
But you’ve spewed verbal diarrhoea on my shirt ya eejit!!!

by Ilikedogsbuticanteatawhole1 October 29, 2019

Intellectual Diarrhoea

Complete nonsense spouted so fluently that the untrained might think it means something so clever they just don't understand it

I am a master of intellectual diarrhoea

Example of Intellectual Diarrhoea: "Even the greatest piece of art could possibly do with a little tweaking here and there" .... completely meaningless but looks like it MIGHT be intellectual

by LeeJP77 December 8, 2011