Diaperage

The contents of a diaper.

Encountering an undesirable person, place or situation comparable to the contents of a diaper.

In a sentence:

"Look at this fat sack of diaperage!"

"There's too much diaperage in this town."

"I can't take anymore of this diaperage!"

by Ianarchy March 4, 2009

diaperdandy

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.

Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.

by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

diaperbaby

One who is born best described by any word combined with shit.

Shithead; dipshit; monkeyshit; shit for brains; shitlicker; shitpusher; shiteater; shitstick; fatshit; or just plain a shit.
Your Mom's a diaperbaby.
Dude, you're such a friggin' diaperbaby.

by OX-KRACKHEAD May 3, 2006

diaperdandy

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves

That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car

by E.TTA December 16, 2004

Diaperist

An person or ideology in which wearing diapers is preferred or prioritized over using the toilet as the default option.

Sam told me he's a diaperist. Pretty weird but oh well.

by Kutaa May 9, 2023

Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps

We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024