The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
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by KayNob and LDeboer May 5, 2013
Get the swag diagonal mug.The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.
That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.
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Get the Vicky Mendoza diagonal mug.n. the act of crossing the street using the most indirect trajectory possible, resulting in the extreme annoyance and inconvenience of any vehicles waiting for you.
*light turns green*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*
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These diagonals require pixel perfect precision to complete and they are known for making levels way harder. Nobody likes them.
Void diagonals are very common in the series Freshly Brewed Diagonal Pain where they appear in large groups. They are disliked so much that there is a police dedicated to taking them down.
These diagonals require pixel perfect precision to complete and they are known for making levels way harder. Nobody likes them.
Void diagonals are very common in the series Freshly Brewed Diagonal Pain where they appear in large groups. They are disliked so much that there is a police dedicated to taking them down.
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friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
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