eye diabetes

A phrase coined by comedian Cal Wilson, eye diabetes is what you get or feel after seeing something unbelievably cute or sweet.

*sees a picture of baby otters*
Cal: Arghhhhh. Now I have eye diabetes!

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diabetes

A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.

I hate having this goddamn shit known as diabetes.

diabetes by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

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An overweight unfashionable lesbian who's so fat she looks diabetic

"San Francisco gay pride is chalk full of dyke 2 diabetes."

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have diabetes

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A condition in which the pancreas secretes little or no insulin - a hormone that lowers the blood sugar level.

I have none for the word. However, I must say that AJ is completely oblivious on the subject.

Diabetes by Jeremy March 9, 2003

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Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.

The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.

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A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

diabetus by crank May 4, 2005

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