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diabetically hungry

When you (diabetic or not) haven't eaten in a while and you feel shaky and get the trembles.
That guy hasn't eaten since yesterday. He must be diabetically hungry.
by chork July 10, 2007
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diabetic rage

1.) what a diabetic gets when they have to spend hours explaining what diabeties is to the idiots that ask and then say " i kno what that is my poppop has it"

2.) what happens when people decide to be asses about a diabetic that has a high or low bloodsugar during a class or sports activity by saying " you're not! your faking so you dont have to do what ever the activity your doing is
if u dont shut up boy im gonna open up a can of diabetic rage on ya arse.
by Afton February 8, 2005
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diabetic disaster

1. A huge honkin piece of food that is probably about 80% sugar and about 80% likely to kill a diabetic.

See: Chocolate Suicide

2. A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.

See: Fatty fatty boombalatty
1) "You're going to eat that diabetic disaster?" "Yes"
2) "Man, that kid over there is just one big walking diabetic disaster"
by Dark_Midget June 12, 2006
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Diabetic High

When type 1 and 2 diabetics have a blood sugar level that is above the respected 120 mark.

Also, can be a state of being in which some type 1 diabetics experience when a crazy high bloodsugar level is contradicted with a large dose of sweet insulin. The celestial hormone thus opens the path for excessive amounts of built-up sugar in the bloodstream to bodily cells, kind of like a large dam exploding in a granduer fashion. The pent up sugar then proceeds unto releasing one metric shit ton of energy to the afflicted person. This natural hightened mental/physical state is when a diabetic's best works are done and most memorable memories are made.
Dude1: Has (insert diabetic's name here) been drinking or sometning? He's sofa king crazy right now!
Dude2: I think so, I saw him shooting up with something before...
Dude1: Oh, so he must have a diabetic high right now.
Dude2: Sweet, let's find him some more carbohydrates.
by BeetusInUs August 13, 2013
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Diabetious

Having the quality of being diabetes.
The icecream was overwhelmingly diabetious.
by Elispeare January 1, 2018
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facebook dieting

spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end

it's effective!
Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!
by jewboyguido August 2, 2010
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Diabeating your kids

When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.
Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?

Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!

Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!

Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.

Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?

Obese Kid: Yeah....

Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.

Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012
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