Ron DeSpandex

The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.

The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

Destati

1. Italian word for "awaken" or "awakenings".

2. One of the most renowned masterpieces composed by Yoko Shimomura for the hit video game "Kingdom Hearts".

"Destati" is also known in the video game as "Dive Into the Heart".

by Sydisus November 4, 2011

Ron Desantis

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

by DMJohnson May 21, 2023

Destination Fucked

When a drunk female standing on a roof tries to pull of a skating trick and gets flipped off by a child, all while in the presence of fire and a large farm animal.

"There's a Shiela drinking beer, and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard, she lays there for a while, there's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, AND THERE'S A FAT PIG"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"

by LazarouDave November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.

Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.

by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019

DeShanda

Sounds ghetto but actually she's the complete opposite! Once you meet a Deshanda you can't unmeet her. She's stunning,stubborn,indecisive,caring, fun, outgoing, goofy,and beautiful all rolled into one giant sushi roll. She's a breath of fresh air in a smoky room. Tread lightly though because once she has you in her sights your life will never be the same.

Omg look there is a Deshanda! It's Gorgeous! Bro Be careful one look from a Deshanda and you're finished with.

by WolfpackofLions93 May 13, 2017

Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.

I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.

by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018