deserved better

Jeff Atkins and Hannah Baker

"Name the two people who deserved better"

by hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahah April 15, 2017

That deserved a slap.

When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"

Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?

by sflagurl25 May 24, 2005

Deserted Island

A deserted island occurs when there is alot of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo (either laid there by you or from the previous user). This enables your poo to stay above the water line causing the entire room to smell much worse than it normally would.

"I went into the washroom to shit and some asshole left a deserted island in the toilet. The smell was awful!"

"The next person that comes in here is going to freak when they see this deserted island I left for them."

by JorgD March 2, 2010

Disearned

To lose something that you had earned as a reward because of your actions. Unearning it. The reverse of earning something.

Mom: Molly you are not getting that treat . You disearned it because you were sassy to me.
Molly: I hate disearning something :(

by Swindon Dude June 7, 2018

deserved better

when some shit you deeply wanted never happened to you

« Omg, Alex deserved better with Valentin! I can’t believe they’re not endgame! »

by stalex_parker February 19, 2019

Deserved Violence

Deserved Violence is the act of only committing violence against people who deserve it, not innocent people.

Deserved Violence affects murders, rapists, etc.

by @ deservedviolence June 4, 2020

Deseased Rat

You

You are such a deseased rat lol

by Justajokeman September 23, 2020