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Devante is a tall full melanin skin black guy who stands for the hood, dies for the hood, battle Pokémon masters for the hood. His mom makes the best macaroni with collard greens. Devante makes it a priority to always smell good and no one can out do his drip. He has a long thick dick. His pimp hand is way too strong. One time he was walking his dog when he met two girls at the beach. Lourdes and Michelle who are two slim Latinas with perky breasts. They were at the beach in their two piece bikini and pierced belly buttons. Devante did the unimaginable, after he let them pet his dog he rubbed sunscreen on their back and later begin to rub their buttocks which caused a sex arousal in the two females which caused them to untie their tops for Devante as he wrapped his strong arms around their waists.

Another story was when an old racist named Jerry to get high with Devante which made him not racists after that. Devante charisma is unmatchable. Classmates said that he broke the school record of bringing the freshest sneakers. When he goes to the gym everyone stops to see him perform the art of his sets. It must be a privilege to share the gym with this man.
Devante by Eightya August 25, 2022
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DeSantis v. Disney 

When a Pharisee-turned-politician, who is notorious for his “woke math” gospel in attracting “holy votes” among patriots and puritans in his red-pilled state, has been embarrassingly outwitted by an entertainment giant, and now wants to take revenge by threatening to impose taxes on its hotels and roads that lead to the theme park.
In the DeSantis v. Disney saga, it looks like the loser, who even had the time to write a MAGA-like book while in office, is running short of shady ideas how to fight his legal and political battles, especially when his previous über-corrupt and lying boss is leading in the latest polls despite his simultaneous jail-prone trials.
DeSantis v. Disney by Fasters April 9, 2023
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A person that is usually fun and may act crazy, but very funny. It is also someone who is intelligent, but doesn't brag about it. He also likes to laugh alot, but gets to work when needed.
Devante is so crazy, I can't wait to go to class with him!!
Devante by Vante October 18, 2008
Beautiful,passionate,loving caring,and friendly person people love to be around this person they shine so bright like star cant nobody bring this person down.
Desanie is kind hearted person

DeSantis Surge 

verb - The act of two men engaged in the act of fellatio simultaneously whilst both struggle to breathe as they suffer from Covid Pneumonia
“I heard a DeSantis Surge downstairs, they came last night, the ambulance came in the morning

deshante 

a cute amazing girl who is cool to chill with and beautiful
Deshante is so beautiful
deshante by no type January 14, 2015

Ron DeSantis 

An advanced homosexual activity that requires two men to enter into a scissoring position and bend their penises 180 degrees downward while carefully inserting them into each others rectums. Once linked, the men must carefully work towards achieving a simultaneous orgasm as Ron DeSantis can only be maintained while both penises are erect.
My homie keeps asking guys on Grindr for Ron DeSantis but they say that’s way too gay for them.

You should only try Ron DeSantis if both parties have extensive homosexual experience.