Deflated

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

dewflaps

Moist lips of a chicks vagina.

Yo, I fucked this redhead and she had dewflaps

by #TeamHouston January 11, 2014

Word deflation

The phenomenon that occurs when a powerful descriptive word becomes popular and then loses its power though repetition and incorrect use. The word awesome was once reserved for sights like the Niagara Falls and accomplishments like climbing Mt. Everest, but now it can be appropriately used to describe a really good sandwich. Word deflation ultimately requires using or inventing an even more powerful descriptive word to gain the previous effect of the now deflated word. A car crash must be horrific if taking a really long time to find a parking spot is horrible.

I knew the word epic had suffered major word deflation when Kaylen used it to describe the results of his last trip to the bathroom.

by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011

deflatriot

Name given to the New England patriots.

We're playing the deflatriots next week.

by Kaylarenee1210 May 8, 2015

deflangivate

The process of removing the stalk and / or leaves from a vegetable or fruit, where the said parts are removed intact from the centre of the item. E.g. the removal of the stalk and leaves from strawberries or stalk from mushrooms.

Oy, Dad - go and deflangivate the strawberries will ya?

Arrrgggggh but muuuuum I was definitely on deflangivation duties yesterday, isn't it Katy's turn?

Dude I like so totally just deflangivated those mushrooms whilst hopsalaufing round the kitchen.

I well hate sprouts, 'peeling' is like well boooooring. Let's go get some blackberries to deflangivate.

by The Deflangivator February 13, 2010

deflatenization

New computing term. Get used to it. The process of converting a flat network to a segmented one. (See VLAN, VLANNING)

The network was deflatenized by KY. The deflatenization was therefore successful.

by KY TO THE JELLY December 30, 2007

Deflapidated

An anaemic toastie. Where the bread isn't given enough time to properly toast and seal together. Resulting in a limp toasted sandwich.

I was so hungry, I couldn't wait to eat. So I took my toastie out early and now it's all deflapidated!

by Sinead O'Conker November 11, 2014