A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
by Shortlegz July 29, 2011
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Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.
Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.
*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*
User A: Dear Santa...
User B: Dear Easter Bunny...
User A: Dear Santa...
User B: Dear Easter Bunny...
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The most important one. The one that makes the sun brighter everyday,
the one you’ll love till you’re old and gray, the one that’s there for you each night and day, the one that you’ll stay inside by the fire spending all day laughing and cuddling with, the one that you just feel comfortable with and want to spend forever with. The one you really, truly, unconditionally love. The One. My dearest.
the one you’ll love till you’re old and gray, the one that’s there for you each night and day, the one that you’ll stay inside by the fire spending all day laughing and cuddling with, the one that you just feel comfortable with and want to spend forever with. The one you really, truly, unconditionally love. The One. My dearest.
“I love you my dearest” 💕❤️
“Wow, that couple is so cheesy, I hear they call each other “love” and “dearest”!”
“Wow, that couple is so cheesy, I hear they call each other “love” and “dearest”!”
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to use a lot of effort to keep something.
to use a lot of effort to keep something.
hang/hold on (to someone or something) for dear life.
Hold on for dear life shouted Brian's mother as he held on to the rope that pulled him to safety.
Hold on for dear life shouted Brian's mother as he held on to the rope that pulled him to safety.
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Get the mammy dear mug.The end of all arguments and insults. This insult will completely destroy the whole universe and there is no escaping from it. Please, for the love of God and everything on Earth and all we have, DON'T SAY THIS.
Faggot: ur mom gay lol
Me: ur chromosomes homozones
Faggot: ur generation cause frustration. i win hahaha
Me: *snickers* no u
Faggot: NO U
Me: Well, sorry, God, but I have to say this...
Faggot: *smiles but anxious with worry* You wouldn't dare.
Me: UR DEAR A QUEER
The world starts to collapse. The space-time continuum immediately stops and destroys itself and all of humanity dies. The faggot gets thrown into hell but even hell considered him unworthy and made him suffer a horrible - nothing - there is no afterlife anymore. There is no more life.
Me: ur chromosomes homozones
Faggot: ur generation cause frustration. i win hahaha
Me: *snickers* no u
Faggot: NO U
Me: Well, sorry, God, but I have to say this...
Faggot: *smiles but anxious with worry* You wouldn't dare.
Me: UR DEAR A QUEER
The world starts to collapse. The space-time continuum immediately stops and destroys itself and all of humanity dies. The faggot gets thrown into hell but even hell considered him unworthy and made him suffer a horrible - nothing - there is no afterlife anymore. There is no more life.
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