Having penetrative sex with a girl not yet wet due to lack of foreplay or lack of interest on her part... Or she's old.
Man 1: Oh man, my dick hurts so much right now!
Man 2: Why Dude?
Man 1: It's red raw because I had to start Dry Dunking Sandra last night. I couldn't be bothered to get her going.
Man 2: That's so selfish!
Man 1: I don't care, I came after 4 minutes anyway.
Man 2: Why Dude?
Man 1: It's red raw because I had to start Dry Dunking Sandra last night. I couldn't be bothered to get her going.
Man 2: That's so selfish!
Man 1: I don't care, I came after 4 minutes anyway.
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Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.
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Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
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