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Denis' Theorem 

Denis' Theorem - also known as the Denis idea or Denis' identity - is The idea that there are two kinds of people.
The first type of people are Denis, generally slouched lazy people. They wear baggy sweatpants, are very bad at maths and have a thing for bigger girls.
The second type is that of the non-denis, people of non-denis decent are people who don't find themselves under the criteria of a Denis found above. Therefore everybody is either Denis or non-denis.
Person 1 (a non-denis): 'That guy is a total Denis, he got a D on his last maths test. Just look at him, he's letting his girlfriend Scran all his Din Dins!'
Person 2 (also a non-denis): 'I know right, look at his slouched posture and baggy sweatpants, what a Denis. We're far superior to him, Denis' Theorem I guess...'
Denis' Theorem by Yarker_ January 29, 2018
Denis is known as a very energetic, crazy, silly guy. Once you get this guy hyped up it’s hard to control. Don’t get me wrong though he is crazy, he is also hilarious and can make you laugh until you cry.
did you see that crazy kid, Denis, last night?
Denis by woahhhh2568 November 24, 2019
A quiet young man who does not like to be noticed and he plays games and loves ps4 he is also a well known boy and has a lot of freinds
that boy is a denis
denis by exposer7478 June 28, 2019

denis arias-pavon 

CEO and founder of a multimedia and social media company called DAP production opened in April 1, 2015 he also makes a event called #positivefriday
Denis Arias-Pavon is CEO of DAP production

Dirty Denis 

When you accidentally throw a part of your hookah in the toilet, shit on it, realize what happened and decide to continue using it anyways.
Guy 1: Idk man that guy's hookah tasted kinda weird.
Guy 2: I know man he definetly pulled a dirty Denis on us.
Dirty Denis by not _Ian June 11, 2022

the thief of saint denis 

Thierry Henry. a term coined by legendary comentator george hamilton to describe the cheating french bastard who robbed Ireland of a place in the world cup by handling the ball leading to a goal during the qualifier at the stade de france, saint denis, paris
The Thief of Saint Denis rendered the entire world cup competition farcical.