Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."
Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?
Emma: Yes indeed.
Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?
Emma: Yes indeed.
by emmawemawoo October 17, 2008
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The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demetri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demetris won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demetri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demetri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.
"Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demetri because Demetris are way too cool for that shit."
by iamsoooanonymous February 6, 2009
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Get the Dietrich mug.A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.
"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017
Get the demetrious johnson mug.one of the coolest, most genuine person you'd ever meet. probably would be at the top of your friends list. they're born leaders and always stands up for what's right. if you know a demetrio like i do, you'd immediately notice how caring and selfless they are. demetrio's are charismatic as fuck and you could never get bored in their presence. they're witty and smart, easily the top of the class if they wanted to be. i can imagine the demetrio i know as a hero in a movie, he got all the characteristics: strong, passionate, caring, quick witted and humble. they're purely amazing, i don't know how i'm blessed enough to meet one but i'm thankful as hell because i would never wanna replace the demetrio i know.
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