On Demand

1. To be prepared to provide a good or service immediatly.

2. A prostitute or person who is ready and willing at a moments notice to go to a location and perform sexual acts, either for free or a fee, and is usually highly desired for their services.

3. A cable- provided form of watching television by which previously aired programs (usually not worth watching) are accessed by a user via their Digital Cable box to be viewed (either for free or for a small fee) for a period of 24 hours. The user can control the program as if it were on DVD or VHS.

1. "Sally was on demand for when bob wanted his beer."

2. "That hooker is on demand tonight, she's got 4 high paying johns lined up."

3. "The cable company launched its OnDemand service last week for its digital users, but no one uses it because it's not up to par yet."

by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004

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on demand

To get something "on demand" or "on-demand" is to get it whenever you want it, usually using the Internet.

I can get music on demand at (website), and movies on demand with pay-per-view.

by WombatAscension June 13, 2004

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demandy

Someone so demanding, that they are just insane. Inspired by Mandy.

Wow, you're being so demandy.

by yoyoyoyo12345 July 8, 2011

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Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.

"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

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Demandosaurus

Someone who demands attention or always needs help doing everything in Dinosaur-like proportions

"Bitch massage my feet, then take out the trash, clean the litter box, knit me hat, stand in the line at the dmv and I'll wait in the car until our number is called so I dont have to see the worst cases of people of walmart and some McNuggets."

"Fuck you, you evil Demandosaurus"

by NOneckHOBO January 9, 2010

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