Chair-based assault and defenestration

When you hit someone with a chair and then throw them out a window

“Did you hear about tom?, his girlfriend discovered he was cheating and she committed chair-based assault and defenestration on him.”

by IDFK4TTT November 4, 2022

defenenstration

the act of throwing someone out of a window

defenenstration is my favorite activity

by kooliosis_lol June 25, 2021

public defenestration

A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.

Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.

"I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

*whoosh*

"Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!"

by The Lemon Merchant November 30, 2004

Defenestration

Noun. (defenestration) the act of throwing something or someone out of a window
Verb. (defenestrate) to throw something or someone out of a window
The different degrees of defenestration correspond with the number of floors the victim has to fall.
from latin:
de-down
fenestra-window

(defenestration from three stories)
Tyrone: Woah! Jaheed's so angry he just threw dat' ho out da' window!
La-a:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (splat)
Jaheed: Defenestration in da' third degree ho'!
(sentence
Sometimes a suicide by jumping out of a window isn't really suicide but actually defenestration to commit murder.

by The #1 Defenestrator January 24, 2013

defenestration

The act of throwing out Microsoft Windows and running Apple OS X/iOS or Android/Linux.

My defenestration was complete when I replaced my Dell with an iMac and synced my iPad and iPhone with it.

by Nocus December 17, 2012

Defenestration

To throw someone out of a window. Not a very nice thing to do 👍

I am going to defenestration you!!!!

by I talk to much January 20, 2022

Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration

The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.

“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”

by Fucking Karen August 21, 2022