Ded

When someone got messed up in a hilarious way

That dude is ded is gone now ha ha!

by Cheif Charmander May 25, 2017

Ded

You are so shook to the core that you don’t have time to put the a in “dead”

That meme has me ded.

by The comedian Emily November 17, 2017

ded

ded means your dead but not litterally

im so fuckin ded

by BBBBBIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH February 24, 2019

Ded

Short for dedicator, a person who's life revolves around one particular thing, also known as dedication. The word is mainly directed towards "hardcore gamers".

Wow, I went into GameStop, everyone there was a major ded.

by xXxL3g1txXxQu1ckSc0pezzxXx November 30, 2011

DED

the drunk spelling and pronunciation of "DADDY"

Sasha to Samara: "daddy"
Samara: "Yeah. Motherfucking daddy. DED"

by vibe reader March 17, 2018

Ded

The word ‘Ded’ derives from the word ‘dead’ (to die..), however, please do not get the two confused.

Founded over 5 years ago by a gentleman called Mr. Ajmer Singh Kang, it was used in reference to something ending rather abruptly. For example, the end of a football match or if someone finished a spliff before someone had a chance to toke, you would no doubt hear “you deded that spliff!”

This then organically developed into a number of meanings. Whether it be to say hello to someone or to say goodbye, 'ded' is used.

It is also used to laugh at someone’s expense. For example, if you fell over after a few brandy’s you will no doubt hear the word 'ded!' being proclaimed from afar.

One other use is as a verb to describe the act of fornication.

Ded.

"Did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"Yea, I dedded her."

"Have you guys finished your meal yet?"
"Yea ded."

by Mr Ded September 22, 2009

ded

double ended dildo... its a lesbian essential.

no example needed... self explanatory

by Jaackkie July 25, 2007