to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.
by James March 19, 2005
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by Jocelyn Portney March 26, 2008
Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.
Response: his house looked like shit.
Response: his house looked like shit.
by imadegenerate June 11, 2021
Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
by salu1999 May 24, 2010
An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.
Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013