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December 2 

It’s national throw an orange day. At school, get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy-bob: *flings orange at teacher*
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!
December 2 by Wasbiii November 28, 2019

December 2 

National suck your toe day.

This is a day where you can go up to a friend and the their life force out trough their toes
“ yo it’s December 2 homie gimme your life force
December 2 by Jrqcs October 16, 2019

December 2 

Give a girl you’re hoodie and hold their hand. 🥺😤
Come on man put on your big boy pants and do it. Hold her hand on December 2
December 2 by Kermit de frog December 1, 2019

december 2 

Show this to the nicest girl and cutest one.. also go ask her out and she'll say yes cause she likes you
Hey its December 2 go to her
december 2 by Oooog booga December 1, 2020

December 2 

"Wheres all the students " teacher said. "Oh its December 2 there skipping school " the nerd said
December 2 by K_world November 1, 2019

December 2 

Person A: hey are you going to school on Monday?
Person B: nah dude you haven't heard? Monday is December 2nd!
December 2 by Obama_Care October 29, 2019