DECEVIOUS

A cross between deceptive and mischevious

I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me because she was acting very decevious.

by rp3 December 26, 2006

Deceiving Whore

a whore that lies

that bitch said she had a jalapeno, what a deceiving whore

by SSwizzle July 7, 2011

Deceitious

Lusciously deceitful

My wife was deceitious when she told me I could have sexy time with her if I cleaned the gutters.. then I found out she lied.

by xDomina June 16, 2012

Deceivers

Breasts that appear to be good when inside the bra. When the bra is removed, the breasts are not what you expected.

Bra technology has been dramatically improved over recent years and it has recently become very difficult to tell what a girl's breasts will look like naked. By the time you find out, it is already too late.

Kevin - Dude, I saw you leave with that girl the other night, what happened?

Matt - Ah man, I thought she was hot, I got her home but she had deceivers.

Kevin - Damn, I feel your pain...

by MDMC January 15, 2011

decieviouse

a friendship terminating action. a premeditated plan of something awful towards another close to you, with evil intention. a practical joke gone too far.

after being made fun of for being a dog lover, i thought sneaking my best friends dead dog into his bed would teach him a lesson, but my decieviouse actions led my best friend to suicide.

by drnk.tired.smlpenis December 10, 2010

Deceiving Slap

When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. You proceed to slap them wiv your penis, or dildo, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.

"Hello hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird sexual fantasy, will you go take a shit we can use later?".....

Slap, Slap, Slap

You have just recive a Deceiving Slap

by AndiRoo August 12, 2008

Deceivous

When someone is being both deceiving and mischievous at the same time.

The little boy was being very deceivous when lied about replacing his mothers KY jelly with superglue.

by anonymous September 28, 2023