Beats (Headphones) 

Beats are headphones that little kids wear to look cool but in reality there broke and got money from there mom

Bob, Hey Jeff you see that kid with those Beats (Headphones)?

Jeff, yeah, it’s probably another broke kid that got there money from their mom.

Beats (Headphones) by TheRealSavageIsAlreadyHere March 16, 2019

Beats Headphones 

A pair of headphones that are insanely over priced and are usually worn by douche bags or kids with low self-esteem. The user tends to think they have lots of "Swag" and most of the time, the user likes boom-bastic hippety hop music.

John- "Hey, yea, see that kid over there?"
Mario- "Yea, hes wearing Beats Headphones, he must be a douche bag."

Beats Headphones by Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee November 11, 2013

Hardwired headphones

When you run the headphone cord from your iPod/iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to music when you vacuum). In addition, hardwiring allows you to let your earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your earphones when not in use).

Becky: "Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"

Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."

Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."

Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."

Hardwired headphones by Sgt. Standanco February 14, 2012

Beer Headphones 

(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.

Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.

Beer Headphones by PJ the Coug January 8, 2017

Headphones 

A device placed over one's ears playing music to drown out the jabber of people speaking a foreign language in their own country

Mate, I went to Kiss Gyms yesterday and there were so many jabbering away, I had to put my headphones on

Headphones by gymncooking November 17, 2015

Dr. Dreadphones 

Another name for the Headphones made by Monster Cable called "Beats by Dr. Dre"

"Oh man that DJ has those badass Dr. Dreadphones!"

Dr. Dreadphones by TheInvsbleMan February 15, 2009

Headphones Trip

When you have your headphones plugged into the computer or a speaker and go to walk away without realizing you still have your headphones on or in. This causes the headphones to jerk back on your head and fly backwards.

"I'm hungry, I'm going to go get some food." Suddenly, as he walked away from the computer, Jim's headphones ripped out of his ears causing extreme whiplash of the neck. He had headphones tripped.

Headphones Trip by JXavierP September 30, 2011