headphone kid

A kid that had to experience his parents getting divorced during his childhood and who eventually just used to remain in his or her room alone with headphones on at full blast in order not to hear the constant shouting and screaming of his or her parents breaking up anymore.

"The Blairs' are totally going for the huge and nasty break-up turning poor Jerry into a headphone kid"

by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds June 11, 2006

headphone mode

A state of being in which one is unable to communicate due to the use headphones.

Jesse: I feel like we don't communicate together, I want to break up.

Adrian: I can't hear you sweetie, I'm in Headphone Mode.

by Sam Zackheim March 2, 2007

Headphone Syndrome

Someone attempting to speak to one another while listening to ear bleedingly loud music through their headphones.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about Katie?
Guy 2: WHAT?!?
Guy 1: Are you retarded?
Guy 2: YEAH!. (turns off music) I'm sorry what?
Guy 1: Damn, must be headphone syndrome.

by brandonXcore April 6, 2007

Headphone Music

Music and songs which make far less sense unless they're listened to on a decent set of headphones. It also helps bigtime to be under the influence of basically ANY mind altering substance when listening to the song/s.

Yo, I listened to 'Zion Train' by Bob Marley last night on headphones, dude. I could hear every cymbal crash, cow bell, bass riff... It was off the wall. Bob was speaking to me, bro. I've listened to that song a million times, but after that smoking out and doing it headphone music style? I realize that Bob was a fucking prophet on Earth, man. Damn this is some good weed.

by zackjmack January 16, 2011

Deadzone

the area of space where your shoulder blocks the wind so you can light a bowl

-My deadzone is huge man!!
-I took a huge hit in my deadzone.
-This bowl is so much easier to light in my deadzone!

by DBreal March 27, 2013

Flesh Headphones

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.

by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 21, 2013

Headphoney

Pretending to listen to music so that you can be left in peace, ostensibly to do work.

"John's just being headphoney; he says he can't get any work done because of your constant chatter."

by TyrannicalDuck July 7, 2009