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national boyfriend day January 29th

National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies
Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
by Bro I love you January 27, 2021
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bully sam day january 5

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5
by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022
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It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!
Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf
by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026
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fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan

definition: do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. play music loudly, stay up late, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages but your parents wouldn't approve (torn jeans), yell at them from another room :)
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?#
Karen: what's that?
Me: fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan, is doing something your parents don't want you to do
Karen: not talk to the manager >:c
by arakana January 12, 2021
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Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)
Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today
by Mirt January 7, 2024
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Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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