davy jones

The way to refer to someone who think's that they're all that, but we all know there's somebody better.

"He's no Davy Jones."

by H-T September 13, 2004

Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'

Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008

davy jones

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.

"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

Awkward Davy Jones

A spin off of the awkward turtle, Awkward Davy Jones is a funny hand sign to use in an extremely awkward situation to ease tension.

Using one hand, place your wrist by your chin so your fingers are pointing away from your face. Wriggle your fingers to mimic the tentacles on Davy Jones in the movies Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3.

John: So I heard some girl got really drunk at a party and ended up throwing up on Rick's shirt.

Jane: That was me...

John: -makes the awkward Davy Jones motion-

by Alli C April 29, 2008

Davy Jones

When a Male ejaculates large amounts of semen on a womans face - mainly the lower facial region - causing her to look like Davy Jones from "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Works well with the Pirate technique

Steve had been storing his load for a while and when he hooked up with Jessi he gave her a Davy Jones. Yarrr!!!

by norris1234 August 2, 2007

Davy Jones

A man who has tried once, and then given up completely with woman.

"We should hook him up with one of your friends."

"No can do. He is the new Davy Jones."

by Mark Fizz March 5, 2010

Davy Jones Locker

A sex act where you insert a squid or octopus in your rectum, in order to expel it while your partner is giving you oral sex as a joke.

Dude! I totally pulled a Davy Jones Locker on that girl I met at the frat party last night!

by LogSwift January 30, 2012