A beer or a mixed drink made or opened for the ride home after a bonfire or a party. One that may put you in the ditch.
Dave: hey man, have a safe drive home!
Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!
Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!
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Get the Datchet mug.The couple that loves each other so much. Everyone ships it and they make out everday. If you are a Katherine or a Dylan go get that girl/boy. You’ll love each ofher very much!
by Datherine May 13, 2018
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Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
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Get the Dandruff ditcher mug.A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.
John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
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