Bitch-Ditched

When a fool is chilling with his homie, and his homie ends up ditching him for some pussy.

damn nigga, me and sparky were chillin' the other night and that nigga straight up bitch-ditched me! fuck that nigga, my nigga!

by SkitzoFrenik September 1, 2010

cheese ditched

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.

Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"

by browntownk December 12, 2011

Datchet

An area in Slough full of roadmen and gypsies.

Person 1: Where do u want to link today?
Person 2: Datchet my yg

by Manlike jamali April 18, 2019

ditched eyeballs

people who are better than little wannabes

the ditched eyeballs controlled and ruled everything

by paige babe July 8, 2007

Ditched

When someone ditches you on a Skype when either one of persons is talking and the other one hangs up.

Only applies to skype calls.

The girl was telling the boy a neat story and in the middle of the story he hung up the skype call and never picked it back up. The girl was ditched.

by TheYum October 11, 2011

Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009

Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008