Dinkerchief

A form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of fabric which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's dink after fornication.

I’m totally getting laid tonight. Good thing I brought my dinkerchief.

by The Real Chas September 6, 2019

Wankerchief

A handkerchief carried around with the express purpose of mopping up semen of impromptu masturbation. Can also be shortened to wanky (hanky).

Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.

by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014

Wankerchief

British: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your spunk after wanking off.

American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.

A-Aron used my Wankerchief to wipe his face off when I finished.

by Wankerchief November 6, 2017

wankerchief

Any piece of fabric used to clean up your man mess after a session with the lingere section of the Kays catalogue.

"Ah man, that's rank. I just went into your room to get a CD and stood on your wankerchief!"

by Monkey Handler June 23, 2005

yankerchief

A piece of cloth or clothing used by men to "clean up" after masturbating. Frequently used several times between washings, yankerchiefs tend to be very stiff.

I have an old t-shirt under my bed that I use as my yankerchief.

by Nelz9999 June 11, 2006

wankerchief

A old cloth or rag used for clean-ups after, well, wanking off.

"Ewwww... gross. Quit using my good towels! Dammit kid, I even put some wankerchiefs in your nightstand... on top of those magazines!"

by Kat (frustrated Mom) January 11, 2009

dickerchief

A piece of cloth or a small useless kerchief used to clean the penis. It may also be used as a wankerchief.

Mr John has torn his tattered towel into several dickerchiefs.

by uttam maharjan January 4, 2010