blowing dandelions

The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

by DracofuckedHarry May 27, 2021

Dandelion

To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.

Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!

by yourmomyesyours December 16, 2009

dandelion eater

vul. A racial slur for any elf or back to nature type. Highly insulting.

Iris: Here let me patch you up.
Grinder: Watch where yer' stickin' those fraggin' needles you pointy-eared dandelion eater.

by Jhonka December 21, 2003

dandelion

someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs

They call me dandelion because im always getting blown

by ACursiveMime April 27, 2008

dandelion day

A happy day, the brightest in the longest time ever. When you have a dandelion day, you feel nice and soft on the inside because everything feels warm.

I had a dandelion day when I spent Saturday with my best friends and they told me that they loved me.

by Suzanne C. January 28, 2014

Dandelion

A nickname given to a boy named Daniel. Your wishes come true around this person because they're very kind and selfless. You would be very lucky to have a sweet boy like him around.

We all need a Dandelion is our lives! Without him, things would have gone South fast.

by orangeflavouredjellybean February 26, 2021

dandalicious

This word is a mix of saying dandy, which is a flower in the summertime, with a taste of delicious.

Michele, you look absolutly dandalicious!

by Chet Overall February 23, 2005