Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.

Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

by QDooog September 11, 2006

Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.

Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

Dan Man

Dan Man was a prince who died in a tree

i love tree's that dan man died in

by Frank Louisa July 13, 2019

Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.

Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

by The Kiley February 3, 2015

Big D Dan Man

My friend Daniel Banks who told me he as an 9 inch hog were in 8th grade tho

Nazi liker

friends with Wally T

Yeehaw

Have you talked to Big D Dan Man

by BIGLUIE November 29, 2022

Dan the man

A man in a sea of women but gets through like a fish

Dan : hola chicas

Surf instructor: open your ass

Dan the man a man of all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025