daisies

1) American slang (circa 1990s) for a pair of tight, short-cut blue-jean shorts worn by women to emphisize their legs and buttocks. Eponymously derived from the clothing worn by the character Daisy Duke on the popular(?)80s hicksplotation show _The Dukes of Hazzard_.
2) British rhyming slang for shoes. Derived from boots (shoes)= daisy roots, shortened to daisies.

1) "Man, those daisies are so tight on her ass they must've been painted on."
2) "Check out the flash daisies I got. I found 'em in the tube on a dead buskerwho was lying next to a broken guitar and a sheaf a' sheetmusic labeled 'The Best of Stryper'..."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

Dunsandel Dairies

Words cannot describe this place, this little slice of life that exists outside of reality. Time stands still here, yet life continues for the rest of the world. For some this is a little piece of heaven, for others it is a soul crushing hell on earth. But for most its a place to earn money and milk cows. Lisa is the life of this place and my world, without her i would have gone crazy and lost my mind. She is awesome. Some become trapped here by the fences and the cows. Some manage to escape and become our heroes.

lets go work on dunsandel dairies

by countryking December 14, 2009

Poppin Dailies

the act of fornicating with a midget

Man i got so hammered last night i think i was Poppin dailies all night

by bsmack44 May 28, 2011

pushin daisies

six feet under, deader than hell, plant food in your mom's garden. buried in dirt,

That mother fucker got up in my grill so he be pushin daisies now beyotch!

by dockLe May 18, 2006

fat ass dairies

Large breasts on a woman

Look at her, she has fat ass dairies!

by Nipsey Russell May 28, 2006

planting daisies

A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.

A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.

by antifart April 13, 2010