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daylationship

Remember when you and Anna first dated?”
“Oh you mean our daylationship!”
by JTRHack July 28, 2018
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inside out albino mushroom dalmation

Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.
"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"
by WolfManRawd February 24, 2010
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Dalmation

1. The black and white spotted dog that you often see riding firetrucks in kid's pictures.

2. The dogs in the movie 101 Dalmations (and spinoffs of) that the evil Cruella deVil wants to make a fur coat out of.
1. I saw a dalmation riding on the back of the firetruck with firemen as it raced to Glenwood Drive to put out a house fire.

2. It's a shame Cruella deVil never got /one/ of those dalmations in the movie. There were 101 to pick and choose from, a 101 to get. But noooo, her and her goonies can't manage to even get one!
by Carrera's Wedge March 27, 2007
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dalmation

A dog with a white and black spotted coat, there is also the liver spotted dalmation aswell. They are generally a good natured and affectionate dog, they take alot of energy to care for epecially in their younger years as they can be very hyperactive and energetic.

11-15 years would be about the average life expectancy of a dalmation, they are great loving pets to have, but the owner should have enough spare time to care for it as they are very energetic dogs that should be exercised everyday and not just let into the back garden like so many lazy people with dogs seem to do.
I had a dalmation that lived to 13 years, and I miss him to bits.
by animal lover January 5, 2006
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daycation

A vacation for a day, away from anything that is bothersome, such as a parasitic significant other.
I need a daycation from that bitch, she sucks all of the energy out of me.
by Sweetghuy August 14, 2009
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Brown Dalmation

When you ass fuck a chick, pull out and then use your cock to paint shit-dots on her face, like a dalmation.
Pamela turned around just as Johnson pulled his cock from her ass and greeted her with a Brown Dalmation.
by Louis Johnson November 8, 2006
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datecation

Similar to a staycation, a datecation is when you stay home and just "chill and watch Netflix" or lounge around with your significant other and relax instead of going out.
Daniel and Taryn didn't feel like going to a restaurant for a traditional date because they were tired of going out. They just wanted to spend some time together and relax, so they went over to his house for a datecation.
by Shreebee December 3, 2015
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