Titty dagwood

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.

Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?

by David Giomandro August 5, 2008

Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.

Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me

by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020

dagwood dog

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.

"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

dagwood

Polly Cooper’s child’s name on the show Riverdale.

“I named them Juniper and Dagwood.” - Polly Cooper

by hamezmerp January 20, 2018

Dagwoods

Excessively long untrimmed toenails..

Damn Benny! We're going to the beach later You really need to go trim your dagwoods..

by Melmin 1 March 15, 2021

Dagwood

When a man is suffering from erect dysfunction. He folds his penis like a sandwich & shoves it into his sexual partner, in hopes of it becoming erect during the act.

I had e.d. last night, so I hit my wife with the dagwood

by lytning82 January 13, 2025