Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.

Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me

by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020

dagwood dog

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.

"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

Dirty Dagwood

Getting black out drunk on tequilla then consenting to double penetration.

Some women like to be sandwiched between two men, but others really go for a dirty dagwood.

by FifiJKyle April 23, 2023

Wisconsin Dagwood

A sex position in which you slam your partner onto a grill and proceed to smother them in cheese

Me: bro I got lucky last night.
Friend: oh man did you give her the Wisconsin Dagwood?
Me: oh yeah, come to find out she's lactose intolerant
Friend: that makes it even better

by User963502 June 10, 2022

Titty dagwood

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.

Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?

by David Giomandro August 5, 2008

Dagword

A weapon that is:

1. Better and longer than a dagger
2. Deadlier and shorter than a sword

Being more lethal than the 2 combined dagwords are capable being strapped to your back while riding a moped or use it while suspended from a helicopter...it's that mobile!

cxx|===> <-Dagword

by IslandWarrior808 September 18, 2009

Dawood

The best Daddy you will ever find, most girls love Dawood because of his personality and weirdness. You wold never want to let go of Dawood.

Beth:wow so who's your daddy ;)

Emily:Dawood!, duh he is the best Daddy ever..

by Slogozz May 14, 2017