Dafyddified

The act of squeezing into clothes far too small for one's self, resulting in an uncanny resemblence to the Dafydd character from Little Britain.

Oh Steve, those shorts are far too small and you've gone and Dafyddified yourself.

by KneeseyJeesey March 30, 2022

Daffy Ducking

Going totally out of control, hitting every button, flipping every switch, twisting every knob, but never the right one, all at once! Untill the crash. Like Daffy Duck in panic mode.

How Daffy Duck acts while in a panic mode. Looking like your Daffy Ducking the operation.

by Broadcast TV Guy December 1, 2013

Daffy Duckin

N: A sexual act that involves your partner placing the bill of an aquatic avian animal into your anus. After the bill is firmly placed into the anal cavity, the water fowl is violently spanked to the point of causing the animal to quack.

Jim said to Dan,"So Dan, did you go all the way with Lucy the other night?"
With a coy smile, Dan responds,"Oh yeah! I think I am going to marry that girl. Her and I were Daffy Duckin half of the night. That is why I am standing. I can't sit down. Plus I think I am bleeding."

by JayPeezy September 26, 2008

Daffy Ducked

When one is arguing with another person and switches what they say so the other one will agree.

Craig: "YES!"
Alli: "NO!"
Craig: "No."
Alli: "YES!"
Craig: "thanks for agreeing with me."
Alli: "Hey, You just Daffy Ducked Me!!!!"

by 4dreamcastonly July 21, 2006

Daffy Bint

British slang for 'Crazy bitch'

Tell that daffy bint to get the feck out

by PerryDaPlatapus November 18, 2013

daffy-twacker

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.

X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!

by st louie July 18, 2006

daffodilitis

Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.

Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."

by Nevada January 26, 2006