Son: Dad....I think I just broke my arm.
Dad: Well son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver.
Dad: Well son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver.
by Spacey Boi the First October 16, 2020
by Reisewitz11 February 23, 2020
by DeetusYeletus December 14, 2018
by Milkmaker October 23, 2020
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
by You want to know who wrote this that badly? February 21, 2006
Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011