I donkey kong

Another way of saying I don't know or idk, but much more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being inappropriate.

Can also be abbreviated as "idk".

Example one:

Person 1: Hey, are you still going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D

Example two:

Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something to comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*

by guitarlegends915 and windwaker915 July 19, 2006

its on like donkey kong

A phrase to denote that it's time to throw down or compete at a high level; something is about to go down. The use of the comical video game character Donkey Kong provides comic relief but the phrase itself has greater or more significance than simply its on.

Many people incorrectly assume the phrase's origins are from various movies in which it is used but term was popularized by rapper Ice Cube when he used the phrase in the song "Now I gotta Wet'cha" off his Predator album in 1992. It is unknown at this time whether Ice Cube was the person that originally coined the phrase.

Friend: Yo dog, I just hooked up like 2 kegs and got all the honies from Alpha Epsilon Omega to come to the party you gotta check this shit there is like 4 girls to every 1 guy!

Me: Snap, Its on like donkey kong, nigga!

by BJ Penn July 12, 2006

get it on like donkey kong

Getting it on, not necessarily meaning sex, is taken from the popular TV show MXC. Mixed with the popular exclamatory saying, it's on like donkey kong, which shows you are pumped for whats ahead or shows a feeling of rivalry and challenge.

Did you see the way that mutha fucka looked at me? Oh imma get it on like donkey kong and kick his lily ass.

by jalepenofighter June 24, 2009

Donkey Kong snatch

A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.

Hey fam, donkey kong snatch that hoe! she so fine.

by I am Muffins February 15, 2017

donkey kong roller

A gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. The Legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence 'roller'.

Dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they're heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .

by frodo bagginses precious December 30, 2009

donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho

i donkey kong a ho last night

by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009

Donkey Kong Pile Driver

A Donkey Kong Pile Driver is when you shove a banana up a girls ass fuck her monkey style while beating her head at the point before climaxing flip her over your head slam her through a barrel face first cum on her and beat her back while making monkey noises after wards you take the banana out and began to eat it.

Dude i gave Abby a "Donkey Kong Pile Driver" she could't walk for three days after.

Yeah my wife was kinky last night and wanted a 'Donkey Kong Pile Driver" turns out i parallelized her from the waist down..

by Ster254 August 25, 2010