ba-don-ka-donks

huge asses and boobs of an ugly fat girl

Hey look at Anna's HUGE ba-don-ka-donks!

by Donutdom December 17, 2008

Da-Don-Da-Done

Any human that is super hating on you like your life needs to end!
a: Any human on dog food allowing evil in for the purpose of destruction!
b: Somebody Nosy dying to find out about the next person relationship!
c: Somebody that's willing to cut your hours even though there was no formal training!
D: Any ignorant action or word stated that disrupts flow state!
E: Anybody's action's or thoughts that matches circus music!

1 .my boss came in after a bad night she was such a Da-Don-Da-Done that morning

by P&M-Brown May 16, 2025

Don't @ Me (Don't At Me)

Expression: Similar to "No offence" or "Not for Nothing", "Don't @ me" literally means don't mention my name in a tweet, comment, etc., but is usually used in pretext of something predicted by the presenter to be offensive to a social audience of a specific type.

Origins: In our internet culture of 2017, saying things that don't align with popular opinion traditionally result in a lot of comments directed back to the original poster, usually accomplished by the commenter typing @<name> of original poster.

Youtuber: "Don't @ me, but green people really do look...green" - Probably offensive to people who'd rather be called "Jade".

Twitter:

EastWestStudent_15: "Don't at me, but the only thing worse than West East's QB is East West's QB" -Probably offensive to anyone who attends this guys school w/ a lot of school pride or knows the QB. This sort of thing...

Direct Message (DM):

User1: <Insert offensive pickup line / joke / whatever here>

User2: Don't @ Me

(In this case, User 2 is literally telling User1 not to message them. This term can be used this way on a more personal level)

Twitter Mention:

User1: " @user2 I heard you were talking shit at the mall. I'm going to beat that ass."

User2: "@user1 I wasn't talking any shit! Ask @user3, she was there the whole time!"
User 3: "@user2 uh uh don't @ me bitch. I wasn't at the mall."
(In this case, user 3 has request that user 2 not mention her name or bring her into the fight, because she isn't willing to help)

Don't @ Me (Don't At Me) - Written because UD Validation needs updating, and I can't post this without what i'm sure is a regex of the word being in defined.

by CPL_Sal October 21, 2017

don't ask don't tell

A stupid policy that forces the discharge of gays and lesbians from the military.

I guess this means that all men aren't created equal.

Why is the government so friggin' stupid?

by I love Shirley Manson because she is cool. Muahahaha! December 29, 2003

Don't ask Don't tell

Some policy that said gays can't be in the military if they were public about it

don't ask don't tell bill clinton go to hell

by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

don't ask don't smell

Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 25, 2010

fashion don't ask don't tell

when you buy that designer clothes for cheap and you dont want people to know..but at the same time you dont wanna lie cause that's a fkn morron thing to do since the truth will eventually come out one day so the dont ask dont tell policy is necessarily applied

J: OMG! that's such a pretty dress you're wearing!
H: thanks.its marc jacobs
J: omg that must be expensive!
H: yeah.

PERIOD.end of the conversation.change of subject.
**fashion don't ask don't tell policy applied**

by Hannah benana June 14, 2009