dollar menu bitch

A fuck slut that gets treated to a lavish Mickey D's Food Fest as either a reward or an advance for sexual relations. Rules are quite simple: 1. Sex 2. More sex 3. Dollar Menu (5 items or less). The order of these rules is irrelevant, but each must be completed and the 5 items or less caveat keeps a bitch in check.

"I saw Bert at the McDonald's drive thru with some random."
"He fucked her?
"She's a Dollar Menu Bitch. She either got it, is getting it, or both."
"Wonder if she'll get a salad?"
"It'll get tossed."

by MRDURDEN March 1, 2014

dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 28, 2011

dollar store whore

A very sexually easy woman. Or a sexually cheap woman. Cheaper than a 2 dollar whore. Also Dolla Sto Ho.

I can't believe James been running around with that dollar store whore.

by KMama June 12, 2006

dollar cake

A humorous and worksafe reference to bukkake. Usable as most any part of speech or lexical category provided it is conjugated properly.

Origin: Derived from a mispronunciation of bukkake as "buck cake" instead of "boo ka kay" and subsequently replacing buck, as in currency, with dollar.

(Introduction) "Surfing for porn sure is fun! Huh. What is this 'buck cake?'" *click* "Do not want!"

(Example as a noun, verb, and an adjective) "I gave her some of my dollar cakes by dollar caking on her. It was full of dollar cakey goodness!"

(Interjection) "Oh, dollar cakes!"

by Steneub January 10, 2010

Dollar Store

Retail establishment specializing in Party Supplies, Movie Theater style Candy, off-brand or generic items, and potentially toxic Chinese Imports. All items are price fixed at One Dollar US.

Dan's hair is falling out because he buys his shampoo at the Dollar Store.

by Tagz December 30, 2008

Dollar Tree Headset

Often used when someone is killed in a video game and accused of not hearing the person who killed them. This can be used as a way to taunt to other people to show your dominance over the other players.

Bob: *gets a kill*
Also Bob: Get good, your garbage, dollar tree headset...

by McBoomstick77 January 4, 2021

Dollar Bill Test

A test that every self-conscious male has taken. It involves arousing onesself to maximum erection, then comparing their penal length to a one dollar ($1 USD) bill.

Johnson: Yeah, I took the Dollar Bill Test last night. Passed with flying colors.

by NewAgeWizard June 2, 2018