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discord mod 

chloes boyfriend
chloes boyfriend is a fucking discord mod
discord mod by kyplaysTM January 12, 2022

Discord Mod 

Another word for a loser and pedo. They’re usually 21-40 years old and are 9/10 either anorexic skinny or 20-100kg overweight. In real life they’re super quiet and they probably dress alt or wear 10 dollar anime shirts from target. They usually rock a neck beard, a face so oily you could fill up your gas tank ,a fedora from good will, and a double chin. They also smell like a mix of hotdog water and cat piss.They live with their parents and usually work at McDonald’s but spend all of their income on their cruchy roll subscription, BTS albums, only fans subscriptions, and streamer donations. They probably have a 13 year old child as their “kitten” (girlfriend) and unironically believe that the age of consent should be 13 years old. They also have a strong Asian fetish or a weird thing for young-looking petite celebrities. They’re also either a nazi level homophobic straight or a Marxist/Stalinist blue-haired member of the LGBT. They also use the n word unironically even though a lot of them are extremely socially liberal.
Discord mods are cringe and you can’t change my mind
Discord Mod by Chad Chett November 22, 2021

Discord Mod 

Is either a girl,a femboy,a neck beard or a racist
aRandomNoob:Oh no I'm turning into a Discord Mod!!!!
Discord Mod by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

discord mod 

a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers
Day in the life of a discord mod

5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed

meanwhile:

boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?

person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)

22 years later

Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420

How to get into a Discord Mod's Account

You can't.
discord mod by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022

discord mod 

usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
discord mod by timtiminsky September 14, 2022

discord mod 

Person whos never touched grass before in their lifetime,
commonly saying "no memes in #general"

i don't know what else to put so that's it
"quick, discord mod asleep, lets post memes in #general"