Bruce Dickinson

The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.

Bruce Dickinson is the pinnacle of human achievement. I bat off to him every night.

by IWouldGiveMyVirginityToBruce February 22, 2008

dickincentive

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.

Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.

by The Object January 24, 2013

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

dickin around

The act of refraining from much activity. Not doing much at all.

"What are you doing?" - "Not much, just dickin around".

"I was dickin' around the other day and saw a white dude get the beat down"

by Chip Bowman September 17, 2006

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

ick dickin

1. still "putting out" after a bad date
2. sleeping around with complete disregard for STDs/STIs

Roommate: So, how did your date go last night?
Girl: It was awful. My date was super obnoxious and kept hitting on other girls at the bar, yet I still decided to sleep with him.
Roommate: Oh girl, you were ick dickin!

by rbnights2020 January 2, 2020

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

by jory g April 3, 2011