Dirtst

Unfair and dirty. Or just really dirty. Like, if somehow you manage to trip on your front steps and break every bone in your body. This would be considered dirtst. Dirtst is also a good word to use when describing someones personal hygiene habits.

Greg: So then, Tim trips and breaks every bone in his body
Kyle: Thats dirtst.
Joey: I'll say.
Will: Does he still have that "Stone Cold"?

Josh Bickle hygiene is comparable to dirtst.

by Joseph Temprile November 23, 2006

dirfty

Ones state of hygiene, how someone represents them self, a ragiddy condition someone comfortably leaves home in, the sticky, gross feeling after partying all night.

I’m so hungover, I’m dirfty as fuck
I don’t feel like changing so I’m gonna be dirfty and wear pajamas to town
Doublediping is so dirfty

by Debizzle<3 August 1, 2018

dirtstainedhoody

a very talented and creative artist and tiktoker!

1: have you've seen dirtstainedhoody on tiktok?

2: oh yeah! that really awesome and cool tiktoker?

1: yep, thats them! :D

by bed_t1m3 July 11, 2021

Dirtfight

The struggle of life by constantly being slammed into the dirt over and over again and continuing to fight your way through

Powering through ups and downs on this god forsaken planet is like a DIRTFIGHT between you and the powers that be.

by Grass blade August 15, 2022

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011

Dirtytuesday

Of the seven days of the week, Tuesday, otherwise known as Dirtytuesday or dt, is the day you can do anything dirty. If you're planning on hooking up with someone, do it on a Tuesday!!

Guy1: I just hooked up with this random girl!!

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: Why not?! It's Dirtytuesday!

by deldelbrig August 8, 2009

DirtFart

(n., from Latin, Dirtus Fartus) a wet fart that soaks cloth, causes horrible rectal itch/burn and occurs when one is not at home and has no means or opportunity to clean up/change trunks.

After John's DIRTFART incident at his mother-in-laws funeral, the family began to rethink his role as a pallbearer.

by DiRt FaRt HeRo January 8, 2010