Dick of the Year Award

Given when someone is being a total dick. Often awarded when someone is dicked over

"Aww, you really screwed me on that one. Way to win the Dick of the Year Award."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

10,000 Year Old Dick

An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.

John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!

by Revort August 10, 2008

dick of the year

something said to someone after they insult you

wally-i just read harry potter

tyler-how?you cant read

wally-dick of the year

by jamoe May 7, 2008

Dick Of The Year Award

1) n. Someone who has such a good Cack game makes their friends wonder why they hate themselves so much.

Yo dude he Mississippi mud sticked that bitch so hard he ended up winning the Dick Of The Year Award!

by Therealoj32 January 26, 2024

National send a dick pick to your bro year.

2025 is a national year of Send your dick pic to your bro year. He can only ask you that 5 times this year. If you fail to send him the pic, then he can expose you.

National send a dick pick to your bro year.

by TheNationalAnonymous January 9, 2025

dickyear

(A):Using entirely too much time for the petty little thing the person is doing,while another person,or other people are waiting,and on a tight schedule,usually making themselves and the other(s)late.
(B):When a project is,or will be expected to use up an extreme amount of time.

(A):Oh my God Kim,Swede is taking an entire dickyear!!!
(B):Man...it's gonna take a dickyear to get that engine put back together!
(C)"Yer takin' a dickyear man...we've got to go now"!!!

by Michael Krans November 24, 2006