dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

Dick Smacker

A female known for her excessive giving of oral sex to random or known males.

Man shawty right there is a Dick Smacker she did the team.

by Devon Thomass January 1, 2008

dick sack

A no good fuck face who you can never trust.

That priest who molested my Child is a fucking dick sack!

by textfile232 January 1, 2006

dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017

omega dick sack

If you have an omega dick sack your mad cute and have a 30 foot dick

Jbirdy has an omega dick sack fr

by Yahoones December 17, 2022

dick smacked

When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.

"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".

by Double G Dog November 23, 2013

Dick smacking

When your smacking someone with your penis hard or soft erect or flaccid usually on the face or ass some times I tap her on the shoulder with it and she goes “oh hey”

(glarg glarg glarg) it makes women very horny

Damn I totally walked it on dominic dick smacking ashley

by Horny for dominic January 25, 2022