Suck dick December

Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick

Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”

Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”

And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off

by Locus788 November 4, 2019

Destroy Dick December

If you beat No Nut November then you get to go through to Destroy Dick December (if you lose No Nut November you can still do Destroy Dick December but you won't be a true winner). The rules are simple. You nut once on the 1st, twice on the 2nd, thrice on the 3rd and so on. You get a break on December 25 (Christmas) but on the 26th you have to keep going. This is even harder than No Nut November so be warned.

Tyrone: Yo Will, you going for Destroy Dick December?
Will: Yeah and in the end my arm will be ripped.

by Pen isenlargement November 4, 2018

Suck a Dick December

Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.

“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”

by longdongcockenheimer November 5, 2018

No Dick December

It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.

Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.

by /\/\itsuki December 2, 2017

destroy your dick december

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December

“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”

by sgstd November 20, 2017

Destroy Dick December

A month we’re you have to make your dick look like a exploded hot dog

Hey Chris have you passed Destroy Dick December Chris:Yeah I fucked my waifu and my dick ripped the waifu a part and now it’s bleeding

by Christolife211 December 16, 2018

Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.

I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.

by CowLicker 2.0 November 4, 2019