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Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.
"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko
by richyouth11 June 18, 2018
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Dessert Cup

A Dessert Cup is a highly popular sex act between two males of which at least one of the two men must have an uncircumcised penis. Creation of a Dessert Cup will often, but not always, accompany the equally popular act of schnoodling.

A Dessert Cup is created when an uncircumcised male lays on his back and with a flaccid or erect penis grips his member and pushes the excess skin upwards. Once the skin is up over the penis head, the foreskin creates a "cup like" reservoir. Depending upon the shape and contour of the "cup" the other male may assist by shaping the foreskin to create the best opening and depth to the "cup" as possible. Upon "cup" preparation, the other male then proceeds to jerk off to climax. Upon cumming, the male then angles and aims and drops his load into the waiting "cup" and fills it full of cum, semen, man juice, goo.

At this point, the "cup" may runneth over which is highly desired. The Dessert Cup may then be enjoyed by the other male through fellatio or may be enjoyed by both as a shared cup and eaten with a spoon or shared via snowball. Alternatively, the foreskin may be released and pushed down at which time the hot load creates a lovely cock ganache and when released from the cup is used as lubricant for the male to jerk off.
Dan and Barry spent the evening schnoodling each other but the highlight of the night was Dan's filling of Barry's Dessert Cup which he quickly engulfed and greedily enjoyed all to himself.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014
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dessert stomach

The mysterious extra stomach dessert-lovers possess that allow them to eat dessert even after the "regular" stomach is completely full of non-dessert food.

The dessert stomach appears in childhood, and typically gets smaller as one ages, though this is not always the case.
MOM: Finish your dinner.
CHILD: *Groan* I can't! I'm so full, I think I'll barf if I eat another bite.
MOM: Well, I guess you're too full to eat dessert.
CHILD: I'm not too full! My dessert stomach is empty!

(child proceeds to eat entire dessert portion)
by fossilgirl June 3, 2009
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dessert bowl

the small amount of tobacco, weed, or anything else one may choose to smoke that is left over to be rediscovered at a later hour and smoked as a 'dessert'
Im going to leave a little for later so we can smoke a dessert bowl before I leave.
by Mr. Nater May 11, 2011
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Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014
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Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."
I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.
by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015
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dessert before dinner

The process of getting your dessert before your dinner.
Dessert before dinner?
by Cap.Obvious January 3, 2016
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