Deadliest Catch

1. Deadliest Catch: The title of a Discovery Channel reality series about guys who catch crabs. Narrated by Mike Rowe.

2. Deadliest Catch with Tila Tequila: The possible title of a new MTV reality series about guys who catch crabs. (lol, thank you Jimmy Fallon!)

I love Deadliest Catch! Only on Discovery though, just thinking of the MTV version makes me itch...

by The TrUth will find you out March 5, 2010

deadliest catch

Pretty much the best show on the Discovery Channel. Its about the most dangerous job in America. It takes place in the Bering Sea in Unalaka Alaska. Someday I will be a greenhorn!

Did you watch the Deadliest Catch last tuesday?

by Corrie Modica July 3, 2007

your bloodline a deadline

if said, the opponents life, along with its entire family, dissolves into space dust. you become ruler of all insults, making you a god. everyone shall submit to you, or else they share the same fate

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
person1:ur sister a mister
person2:ur brother a mother
person1:ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person1:ur family tree lgbt
person2: ur ancestors incestors

*person 1 in disbelief, he decided to pull out his trump card*

person1: your bloodline a deadline

*person 2 becomes space dust, along with his entire family.*

by cheese blended with mayo April 1, 2020

Deadline-oriented

Someone who is "deadline-oriented" is an incorrigible procrastinator. Whether in school, work or personal life, the only thing that motivates this individual is an imminent deadline.

Whatever time is given for a task, the deadline oriented person will begin the task with not quite enough time to finish it, and work furiously to complete it before the deadline.

Journalists and students are some of the most "deadline-oriented" people.

After not working on her 50-page thesis all semester, Sarah pulled three consecutive all-nighters to finish it on time. Some might call her a procrastinator, but she prefers "deadline-oriented."

by sozh September 29, 2009

Deadline Anthropologist

A newspaper or magazine writer who creates inane articles about alleged dramatic changes in culture or society, even though the evidence is often flimsy generalties and select anecdotes.

Did you see that deadline anthropologist's article about American men now caring more about charity than acquiring personal wealth? Must be true because the pastor and kindergarten teacher quoted in the article said so.

by IndySparkPlug September 29, 2010

deadmans blue balls

When a man dies from overdosing on viagra and continues to have an erection after death.

Dude, Grandpa Joe had to have the casket left open because he has deadmans blue balls!!!

by Mandy && Tyler May 1, 2006

deadliner

(noun) one who procrastinates until the actual deadline of a task or project.

Guy1: Isn't your term paper due tomorrow?
Guy2: Yeah...
Guy1: Why aren't you working on it?
Guy2: I'll work on it tomorrow...
Guy1:You're such a deadliner. You'll never get it done.

by rvanm March 21, 2011