darf

boring, neutral, retarded

The sex was darf...he only ever wanted to do it missionary style.

by ebomb January 18, 2003

darf

A word used to described the substance cretaed during a male orgasm.

Omg that tissue is full of darf!

by Trevor French March 26, 2007

darf

A portmanteau that encompasses all of the wordy descriptions for having diarrhea. Issues arise in the English language when attempting to succinctly state wordy and cumbersome thoughts such as "She was puking and blowing out diarrhea at the same time." It simplifies and brings the idea of liquid feces in line with vomit and other actions that involve unsavory ways the body releases fluids and gases.

Etymology: A portmanteau of dump and barf combined by using the d in dump and arf in barf.

She was puking and darfing at the same time!

Before the race her nerves caused her to darf as a from of pre-race conditioning.

Mrs. Gladtone darfed amidst her speech.

Man, I really want to amplify the word poop! How is that even possible?? Oh, I know! I'll use the word darf!

by Harry Danglers February 11, 2013

Darf’s Day

The day that was created on an app to really showcase just how naive some people can be.

Viva and Sonic watched as Darf typed Darf’s Day

by Sonic2726 October 27, 2018

Darf Mush

1: A form of diarrhea.
2: Play doh.
3: A not-so-bright person.

You're freaking darf mush.
Let's play w/ some Darf mush.
Uuuuuhhhhhh... i'm getting darf mush!

by Rocketeer ninja July 25, 2011

Squaggle Darf

men and everything that they are

My boyfriend is such a Squaggle Darf

by Janna Felix January 1, 2005

DARF

a dick fart. similar to a queef but with a dick.

I was to drunk and I couldn't stop darfing.

This girl got mad when I darfed.

Dude I was jacking off the other day and I darfed for the first time.

by borg man February 9, 2021