B.D.P.S. stands for Blind and deaf parent syndrome. (see also B.P.S.) These kinds of parents display the same symptoms as a parent with B.P.S. but they are "Deaf" when it comes to their childs musical ability.
Parent example could not believe that their child wasn't the principle of his/her section in Band/Orchestra. Parent Example thought that he sounded like a pro when he/she practiced at home
by Chrystal9lotus September 9, 2005
Get the B.D.P.S. mug.A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019
Get the A-S-A-P-T-S-D mug.Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
by insanemailman April 12, 2014
Get the P.T.T.P.S.D. mug."Sexual Predator Dave", This is the nickname for a/any "large" person with particularly bad teeth and an all-around gross appearance named David that has a liking for underage girls. The girl of choice is usually around 12 years old.
Hey did you see S.P.D. today over at the pre-school? Because he wasnt at his house, or the elementary school, or the middle school. I sure hope i can get a hold of him before he gets a hold of another little girl.
by TheSexOffenderFinder January 19, 2005
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Get the s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t mug.P.S.D stands for Psychological Suffering & Depression which is a disorder when you intentionally want to hurt people out of depression and is very common. People might consider engaging in acts of violence when they feel powerless. It might also stem from one’s own deep psychological suffering. A Swedish-based study of 47,000 people recently found that individuals who were clinically depressed engaged in acts of violence at a higher rate than people with no history of depression. Perhaps some people engage in acts of violence as a way to express their strong emotions.
P.S.D should be taken to counseling to be discussed.
P.S.D should be taken to counseling to be discussed.
by Casual Sociopath June 20, 2017
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by Prof. Dr. rer. nat. J. Buchwald May 30, 2004
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