D.O.P.S.

Deprivation of Pussy Syndrome: a disease contracted after prolonged periods of not getting any. Commonly found at places where attractive females are found few and far between, such as any of the service academies, or prison.

Guy 1: Dude, she is SO hot!! I wanna get with her!
Guy 2: Are you serious? she's butt ugly!
Guy 1: Nah man, you're crazy.
Guy 2: Man, I think you're suffering from D.O.P.S.

by DaZeusness December 7, 2006

D.R.O.S.K.

An acronym: Dick rotting on steak knife. A multi-purpose word which portrays the true condition of man.

Man, I was taking a shit, and my foot started cramping; we are D.R.O.S.K..

by Thicc Hiccup January 4, 2023

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

by xoxkers February 13, 2022

d.o.e.s.

Department of Employment Services (IN DC)......place where people go to get/find jobs... especially teens between the ages of 14-18 during the summer(Mayor's summer youth program). where they pay you the minimum wage which really sucks!!! lol and sometimes you get stuck doing stupid things like restacking books in a library or picking up trash.

I went to orientation at d.o.e.s. today, the line was long and we had to watch that stupid video again.

by Trish from DC November 8, 2007

A.D.H.O.S.D

Attention
Deffiocete
Hiperactive
OoOoO!
Shiney!
Disorder

When your trying to have a conversation with someone and then suddenly see something really very SHINEY! and u stop stair gasp loudly and then yell OoOoOo SHINEY!!!!!

Note: Word shiney can also be comprimised with anything bright blinky glittery or distracting!..

..Walking threw mall..

PERSON1: What do u wanna do now?
PERSON2: idk lol didnt they say that they would meet us up..-GASP-..Oo0oOo0oOo SHINEY!!-runnes over to shiney thing and stairs
PERSON1: LLMFAO WOW!
PERSON2: OoOoOo look shiney its shiney!! (O)_(O)
PERSON1: lol..yes..shiney..So anyways what were u saying they said there gunna meet us?
PERSON2: ..What?..*CompleatlyCluless* O.o
PERSON1: ...?.your A.D.H.O.S.D

by Niky December 3, 2007

D.O.G.S

Abbreviation originated from odd 1 out video, where his honours program was called DOGS which he jokingly expanded as "Daaaang Original Gangsta Students"

D - Daaaang
O - Original
G - Gangsta
S - Students

Person 1 : You know James?
Person 2 : Yeah, he is a D.O.G.S like me.
Person 1 : N I C E

by Name and stuff March 4, 2021

u n d e r d o g s

A WONDER FULL person that does nightcore and has an amazing discord and YouTube channel that does nightcore

karren-ugh my daughter listens to this idiot call U N D E R D O G S instead of Christian music
janet-oh thats a shame...
daughter-f u mom they're the best you just don't understand!!

by blue amber September 5, 2019